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Foot Pool

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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life. - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Format: A small rug to wipe your feet on on a muddy day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Toe: A part of the foot used to find furniture in the dark - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

Put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead. - George Lucas

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffett

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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