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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

Be sure to put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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