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A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie


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