Foot Wear

Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Assume that your opponent is wrong, and then explain his error, and the world will be at your feet. - Ezekiel Bulver

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy