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Foot Wear thanks to Mike King

Foot Wear thanks to Mike King

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One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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