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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Be sure to put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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