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Frog Food

Mouth to mouth resuscitation for a hungry frog

Frog Food thanks to Marian Renstrom

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Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Castanet: Primitive fishing method - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Bassinet: What every fisherman wants. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a tadpole trying to be a frog. - Toni Braxton

One can say everything best over a meal. - George Eliot

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

A crude meal, no doubt, but the best of all sauces is hunger. - Edward Abbey

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.


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