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Frog Food

Mouth to mouth resuscitation for a hungry frog

Frog Food thanks to Marian Renstrom

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The appetite grows by eating. - Francois Rabelais

Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A sourpuss never afflixes my appetite - Archie Bunker

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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