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Revenge of the bull

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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

Grab the bull by the corns. - Archie Bunker

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Quattro Sinko: Four bull fighters in quicksand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Trust is built one block at a time, but when it is violated the entire wall comes crashing down. - David Branker

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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