Front Row Seats

Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Grab the bull by the corns. - Archie Bunker

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay