Front Row Seats
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Revenge of the bull
QuotaBillsPit Bull Faith - DannyMac
Grab the bull by the corns. - Archie Bunker
Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Quattro Sinko: Four bull fighters in quicksand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips
Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown
The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke
Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill
The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost
In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser
I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields
Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley
Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James
Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers
Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball
Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker
Trust is built one block at a time, but when it is violated the entire wall comes crashing down. - David Branker
How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown
Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields
A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren
Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling
Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom
Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett
The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane
Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern
My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster