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Front To Side View

Which face do you wear in the morning?

Look from the right angle, then from a left angle - the face changes from side view to front view
Front To Side View thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Thine face is not worth sunburning. - Henry V

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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