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Front To Side View

Which face do you wear in the morning?

Look from the right angle, then from a left angle - the face changes from side view to front view
Front To Side View thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis


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