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Front To Side View

Which face do you wear in the morning?

Look from the right angle, then from a left angle - the face changes from side view to front view
Front To Side View thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses. On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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