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Frozen Fish Meal

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Frozen Fish Meal thanks to Keith Blake

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The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

Sometime the peacock wish to be the seagull. - Jamaican Saying

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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