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How much money is enough? - Talmud

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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