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Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction. - Virginia Woolf

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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