QuotaBillsThe expensive is cheap. - Arabic Saying
Hot Time: A clock in an oven - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Anything that consoles is fake. - Iris Murdoch
It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere. - Jim Farley
These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola
That's a genuine fac-same-ully. - Archie Bunker
Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward
Sympathy is a crutch. Never fake a limp. - Unknown
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown
Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen
Tradition: A clock which tells what time it was. - Elbert Hubbard
Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown
To do just the opposite is also a form of imitation. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb
Illusory joy is often worth more than genuine sorrow. - Rene Descartes
Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. - Aesop
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery. - Dr. Joyce Brothers
Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley
Speaking ill of others is a cheap, dishonest way to praise ourselves. - Unknown
It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns
Real happiness is cheap enough, yet how dearly we pay for its counterfeit. - Hosea Ballou
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus. - Martin Luther King
The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre
Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
Personal judgments are like watches; none go just the same, yet each believes his own. - Alexander Pope
A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure. - Lee Segall
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek
Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho
I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles
He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva
No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx
Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller
No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance
I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright
Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters
I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters
You know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. - Cesar Romero
There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown
If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown
Without a sense of proportion there can be neither good taste nor genuine intelligence, no perhaps moral integrity. - Eric Hoffer
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning. - John Barrymore
You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When we associate with the virtuous we form ourselves in imitation of their virtues, or at least lose, every day, something of our faults. - Agapet
Two important things are to have a genuine interest in people and to be kind to them. Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life. - Isaac Bashevis Singer
The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg