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Genuine Fake Watches

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Genuine Fake Watches thanks to Rita Ewert

'Watch Out' when you shop in Ephesus

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The expensive is cheap. - Arabic Saying

Hot Time: A clock in an oven - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Anything that consoles is fake. - Iris Murdoch

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere. - Jim Farley

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

That's a genuine fac-same-ully. - Archie Bunker

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Sympathy is a crutch. Never fake a limp. - Unknown

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Tradition: A clock which tells what time it was. - Elbert Hubbard

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

To do just the opposite is also a form of imitation. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Illusory joy is often worth more than genuine sorrow. - Rene Descartes

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. - Aesop

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley

Speaking ill of others is a cheap, dishonest way to praise ourselves. - Unknown

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

Real happiness is cheap enough, yet how dearly we pay for its counterfeit. - Hosea Ballou

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus. - Martin Luther King

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Personal judgments are like watches; none go just the same, yet each believes his own. - Alexander Pope

A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure. - Lee Segall

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

You know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. - Cesar Romero

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

Without a sense of proportion there can be neither good taste nor genuine intelligence, no perhaps moral integrity. - Eric Hoffer

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning. - John Barrymore

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When we associate with the virtuous we form ourselves in imitation of their virtues, or at least lose, every day, something of our faults. - Agapet

Two important things are to have a genuine interest in people and to be kind to them. Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg


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