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Genuine Fake Watches thanks to Rita Ewert

'Watch Out' when you shop in Ephesus

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Hot Time: A clock in an oven - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

What are imitation rhinestones? - Steven Wright

Anything that consoles is fake. - Iris Murdoch

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere. - Jim Farley

Genuine 100% chromonometer (a watch) - Archie Bunker

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling. - Oscar Wilde

When everything gets answered, it's fake. - Sean Penn

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

How can I tell if humility is genuine or fake? - David J. Bobb

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Tradition: A clock which tells what time it was. - Elbert Hubbard

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffett

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Illusory joy is often worth more than genuine sorrow. - Rene Descartes

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

Don't watch the clock, do what it does. Keep going. - Sam Levenson

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. - Aesop

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton

Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

Real happiness is cheap enough, yet how dearly we pay for its counterfeit. - Hosea Ballou

A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus. - Martin Luther King

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Personal judgments are like watches; none go just the same, yet each believes his own. - Alexander Pope

A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure. - Lee Segall

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning. - John Barrymore

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

When we associate with the virtuous we form ourselves in imitation of their virtues, or at least lose, every day, something of our faults. - Agapet

Two important things are to have a genuine interest in people and to be kind to them. Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life. - Isaac Bashevis Singer


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