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Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

Ambition lubricates the mind. - Unknown

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

The desire to conquer is itself a sort of subjection. - George Eliot

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. - Elias Canetti

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable. - Theodore Roosevelt

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Most of us start out with a positive attitude and a plan to do our best. - Marilu Henner

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others are often stiffened. - Billy Graham

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown


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