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Get Organized thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Get Organized thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Get Organized thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Get Organized thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Get Organized thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Get Organized thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada

Be the attitude you want to be around. - Tim DeTellis

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

The treacheries of ambition never cease. - Ruben Dario

What Reason weaves, by Passion is undone. - Alexander Pope

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience. - Kin Hubbard

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

My desire is to be a forgiving, non-judgmental person. - Janine Turner

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

The essential dilemma of my life is between my deep desire to belong and my suspicion of belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

A designer knows that he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de St-Expurey

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

If we find ourselves with a desire that nothing in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that we were made for another world. - C S Lewis

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