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Patience is a conquering virtue. - Geoffrey Chaucer

What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

Attitude determines the altitude of life. - Edwin L Cole

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. - Walter S Landor

Courage is the power to let go of the familiar. - Raymond Lindquist

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

A refusal of praise is a desire to be praised twice. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears. - Arthur Koestler

But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. - Albert Camus

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Coaches will eventually notice a great attitude, and they respect that. - Heather O'Reilly

Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same. - Unknown

Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. - Martin H. Fischer

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. - Erma Bombeck

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James


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