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Courage is the power to let go of the familiar. - Raymond Lindquist

Courage under sure defeat is true magnificence. - Unknown

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

You get in life what you have the courage to ask for. - Nancy D Solomon

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains. - Dutch Proverb

Patience has its limits. Take it too far and it's cowardice. - George Jackson

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next. - Mignon McLaughlin

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet. - Earl Nightingale

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth. - Arthur Balfour

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good. - Dolly Parton

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

If we find ourselves with a desire that nothing in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that we were made for another world. - C S Lewis


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