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Get Organized thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Get Organized thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Get Organized thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Get Organized thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Get Organized thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Get Organized thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

Courage under sure defeat is true magnificence. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Ambition hath no mean, it is either upon all fours or upon tiptoes. - George Savile

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

The nearest to perfection most people ever come is when filling out an employment application. - Unknown

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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