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Giraffe Leapfrog

High Jump in the animal world

Giraffe Leapfrog thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Look twice before you leap. - Charlotte Bronte

Leap and the net will appear. - John Burroughs

Go back a little to leap further. - John Clarke

Doing is a quantum leap from imagining. - Barbara Sher

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Leap year gives me extra time to reflect on how unproductive I am with extra time. - Homer Simpson

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or how. We guess. We may be wrong, but we take leap after leap in the dark. - Agnes de Mille

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown


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