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Giraffic Park

'Serengeti Swing' dancers on the plains of Africa

Giraffic Park thanks to Keith Blake

Giraffic Park thanks to Keith Blake

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Life is a zoo in a jungle. - Peter De Vries

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright


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