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'Serengeti Swing' dancers on the plains of Africa

Giraffic Park thanks to Keith Blake

Giraffic Park thanks to Keith Blake

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Life is a zoo in a jungle. - Peter De Vries

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright


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