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Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

Faith is not bereft of reason. - Ravi Zacharias

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Whatever I cannot do for God's glory must be avoided. - A.W. Pink

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

If you aren't hungry for God, you are full of yourself. - Mark Batterson

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is no conceivable situation in which it is not safe to trust God. - J. Oswald Sanders

I preach as never sure to preach again, and as a dying man to dying men. - Richard Baxter

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man. - Thomas Paine

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

All God's giants have been weak men who did great things for God, because they reckoned on God's being with them. - J. Hudson Taylor

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

God's forgiveness allows us to be honest with ourselves. We recognize our imperfections, admit our failures, and plead to God for clemency. - Jonathan Sacks


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