God Darts

God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

How could God create the world in only six days? No unions. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker