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Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

How could God create the world in only six days? No unions. - Franklin D Roosevelt

When we cannot trace God's hand we can trust His heart. - Charles H Spurgeon

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

I preach as never sure to preach again, and as a dying man to dying men. - Richard Baxter

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

When we make ourselves more than nothing, we make God less than everything. - Robert Foster

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Man has two great spiritual needs. One is for forgiveness. The other is for goodness. - Billy Graham

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

If you don't get what you want and you are still happy - that's spiritual maturity. - Unknown

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

God's forgiveness allows us to be honest with ourselves. We recognize our imperfections, admit our failures, and plead to God for clemency. - Jonathan Sacks

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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