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I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions. - Voltaire

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James


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