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I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

Preach the gospel at all times. If necessary, use words. - St. Francis of Assisi

It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. - Henry Ward Beecher

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

The God who speaks with utmost integrity must have messengers who represent him well. - Haddon W. Robinson

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

God isn't asking you to figure it out. He's asking you to trust that He already has. - Unknown

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

If you would do the best with your life, find out what God is doing in your generation and throw yourself wholly into it. - Arthur Wallis

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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