God Darts

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

The glory of God is a human being fully alive. - St. Irenaeus

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in him. - John Piper

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

God's forgiveness allows us to be honest with ourselves. We recognize our imperfections, admit our failures, and plead to God for clemency. - Jonathan Sacks