#1 humor site on the 'net

Google Glasses

eyeGoogle, do you?

Google Glasses thanks to Mel Hardman

QuotaBills
The best vision is insight. - Malcolm Forbes

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Where there is no vision, the people perish. - Proverbs 29:18

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

Our shared vision of belonging is the thread that weaves through every touchpoint on Airbnb. - Brian Chesky

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

When you have vision it affects your attitude. Your attitude is optimistic rather than pessimistic. - Charles R Swindoll

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it. - Thucydides


Duct Tape Wall Bed

Pilot Lounge

How Do You Like Your Steak?

Chopper Bike

Bed Bug

Truck Load

Wallusion

Soft Landing - Kowabunga, Dude!

Baby Hatching

Piglet Hubs

Hummers Only Look Tough

Lego Steps

SpaghettiOh Face

Cute Puppy

Slim People Bathroom

Leaning Tower Of Pisa Dog

Love It

Auto Strap

Victorian Bathing Machine

Stork Exhaust

Slap Me Into Next Year

Is This Really Happening?!

Ostrich Bush

Frozen Fish Meal