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The best vision is insight. - Malcolm Forbes

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

Where there is no vision, the people perish. - Proverbs 29:18

It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision. - Helen Keller

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

I wear glasses, so I can look for things I keep losing. - Bill Cosby

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. - Japanese Proverb

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Vision without action is hallucination.
Action without vision is random activity. - Unknown

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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