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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

The best vision is insight. - Malcolm Forbes

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. - John C Maxwell

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

No one has rosier glasses in hindsight than a successful person. - Trevor Hartl

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay

Be the grandest version of the greatest vision you ever had about who you are. - Unknown

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. - Vance Havner

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

You have to have a vision. It's got to be a vision you articulate clearly and forcefully. You can't blow an uncertain trumpet. - Rev. Theodore Hesburgh

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney


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