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The best vision is insight. - Malcolm Forbes

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

Life flows towards an authentic promise given to an empowered vision. - Marilyn Atkinson

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Vision without action is hallucination.
Action without vision is random activity. - Unknown

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

For me it's all about personal vision - is there something about a subject that uniquely speaks to me. - Leonard Nimoy

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell


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