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The best vision is insight. - Malcolm Forbes

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision. - Helen Keller

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

I wear glasses, so I can look for things I keep losing. - Bill Cosby

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

No one has rosier glasses in hindsight than a successful person. - Trevor Hartl

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

Our shared vision of belonging is the thread that weaves through every touchpoint on Airbnb. - Brian Chesky

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

You have to have a vision. It's got to be a vision you articulate clearly and forcefully. You can't blow an uncertain trumpet. - Rev. Theodore Hesburgh

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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