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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

Wherever there's light, there's bugs. - Harry Ironside

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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