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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat. - Christy Mathewson

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas


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