QuotaBillsStress makes you stupid. - Unknown
Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston
My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown
How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill
The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant
I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp
Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak
Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld
I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker
What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman
I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy
Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell
As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen
Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams
The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner
He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard
There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian
You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker
When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley
Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell
Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick
Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay
Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda