Grandma Not Welcome

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda