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Grandma Not Welcome

Finding peace and quiet from family noise

Grandma Not Welcome thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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