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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Treehouses are the ultimate return to nature. - Pete Nelson

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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