Grass Pinch

Salt: Something useful in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies