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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde
Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein
A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew
Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London
Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams
Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin
The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard
Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker
The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8
Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali
The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright
Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud
The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton
We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen
Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard
Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller
In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond
Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley
Grass: 1. The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden; 2. What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney
If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton
The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright