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Gross Christmas Kiss

And they're not even under the mistletoe!

Gross Christmas Kiss thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night...

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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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