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Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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