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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Go where the guitar takes you. - Unknown

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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