QuotaBillsSo many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare
Ghost Writer: Spooksman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown
Clinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown
Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb
A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown
A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West
At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown
There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland
Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb
He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker
Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix
Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown
The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz
At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel
Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb
I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown
The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown
An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb
It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb
I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee
In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen
Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck
Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen
The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence
You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright
This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas
My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury
Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright
In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown
What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau
The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega
If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown
Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey
So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown
I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields
Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey
The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman
I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa
It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller
Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare
This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon