Handicap Motorcyclist

Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

Being unconscious is the ultimate disability. - Jessa Gamble

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Every person with a disability is an individual. - Itzhak Perlman

Parking Lot Attendant: Professional fender bender - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

The world worries about disability more than disabled people do. - Warwick Davis

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Slaves who are disabled from working shall be provided for by their masters. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

The thing about living with any disability is that you adapt; you do what works for you. - Stella Young

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

It was ability that mattered, not disability, which is a word I'm not crazy about using. - Marlee Matlin

Disability doesn't make you exceptional, but questioning what you think you know about it does. - Stella Young

Disability is a matter of perception. If you can do just one thing well, you're needed by someone. - Martina Navratilova

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Disability has become a form of permanent welfare for a lot of folks. It's not that hard to prove a mental illness or mental issues or pain issues. - Nina Easton

Giving yourself the privilege of destroying other positions while parking your own position in an unidentifiable location is a form of linguistic terrorism. - Ravi Zacharias

People presume my disability has to do with being an amputee, but that's not the case; our insecurities are our disabilities, and I struggle with those as does everyone. - Aimee Mullins

A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig