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Hardworking Wife

Does your wife thrive on cooking, cleaning and dusting?

Hardworking Wife thanks to Mike King

Secret to home vitality

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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I'm having trouble managing the mansion. What I need is a wife. - Ella Grasso

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she's coming with me. - Jon Bon Jovi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. - Red Skelton

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield


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