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Hardworking Wife

Does your wife thrive on cooking, cleaning and dusting?

Hardworking Wife thanks to Mike King

Secret to home vitality

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Seek a wife in your own sphere. - Latin Proverb

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

I'm having trouble managing the mansion. What I need is a wife. - Ella Grasso

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. - Michael Gurnow

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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