Hardworking Wife

Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown