Hardworking Wife

Seek a wife in your own sphere. - Latin Proverb

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

When a man retires his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee. - Anne Bradstreet

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. - Michael Gurnow

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown