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Billboards: Litter on a stick - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. - Thomas C Haliburton

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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