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Hawaiian Surfboard Trade

Why some relationships end up on the rocks

Hawaiian Surfboard Trade thanks to joe-kster

Board: The fibreglass thingy under your feet

Hawaiian Surfboard Trade thanks to joe-kster

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Take my wife - please! - Henny Youngman

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Sigmund Freud

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

If there was no such thing as barrels I probably wouldn't even surf. - Clay Marzo

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she's coming with me. - Jon Bon Jovi

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. - Zig Ziglar

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. - Michael Gurnow

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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