Hawaiian Surfboard Trade

Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

Who has a bad wife, his hell begins on earth. - Dutch Proverb

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

I wouldn't trade you for all the cookies in the world. - Cookie Monster

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

Extravagance: Anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield

You can take a surfer out of the surf, but you can not take surf out of surfer. - Bob McTavish

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. - Michael Gurnow

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf