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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

We ate everything but his boots. - Unknown

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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