Holiday Fun

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Are we having fun yet? - Carol Burnett

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday. - Ted Kooser

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

All the fun is locking horns with impossibilities. - Claes Oldenburg

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. - Dr. Seuss

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it. - Will Rogers

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Dear Monday, you should take a holiday. Trust me, no one will miss you. - Unknown

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

When you start recognising that you're having fun, life can be delightful. - Jane Birkin

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

The further you get away from yourself, the more challenging it is. Not to be in your comfort zone is great fun. - Benedict Cumberbatch

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

One would be in less danger
From the wiles of the stranger,
If one’s own kin and kith
Were more fun to be with. - Ogden Nash

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Don't get older just to get wiser. If you get older, you will be wiser, I believe that - if you dare. But get older because it's fun! - Maya Angelou

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami