Holiday Fun

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

To love what you do and feel it matters - how could anything be more fun? - Katharine Graham

It's great to arrive, but the trip's most always most of the fun. - Malcolm Forbes

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The further you get away from yourself, the more challenging it is. Not to be in your comfort zone is great fun. - Benedict Cumberbatch

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com