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Enjoying the dog days of summer at the beach

Holiday Fun thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing. - Dale Carnegie

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

I'm doing exactly what I want to do, and I'm having fun doing it. - David Johansen

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun. - Robin Williams

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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