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Holiday Hours

Giving employees lots of time 'on' during the holidays

Holiday Hours thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

He hath no leisure who useth it not. - George Herbert

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax. - Mark Black

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

It is nice finding that place where you can just go and relax. - Moises Arias

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are. - Chinese Proverb

Middle age is when, wherever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. - Denis Norden

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours. - Arthur Lacey

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

How many inner resources one needs to tolerate a life of leisure without fatigue. - Natalie Clifford Barney

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

No president who performs his duties faithfully and conscientiously can have any leisure. - James K Polk

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way? - Lara Flynn Boyle

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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