Holiday Hours

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

In our leisure we reveal what kind of people we are. - Ovid

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. - Koran

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. - Oliver Herford

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are. - Chinese Proverb

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

If Autocorrect was a person I would never go on a vacation with it. - Paula Pell

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Dear Monday, you should take a holiday. Trust me, no one will miss you. - Unknown

The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours. - Arthur Lacey

How many inner resources one needs to tolerate a life of leisure without fatigue. - Natalie Clifford Barney

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

There is always going to be a little something wrong with you. Relax and live through that. - Unknown

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman