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Travel Folder: A trip teaser - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

In our leisure we reveal what kind of people we are. - Ovid

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax. - Mark Black

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

It is nice finding that place where you can just go and relax. - Moises Arias

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Middle age is when, wherever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. - Denis Norden

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

No president who performs his duties faithfully and conscientiously can have any leisure. - James K Polk

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

There is always going to be a little something wrong with you. Relax and live through that. - Unknown

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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