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Home Security - South African Style

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Home Security - South African Style thanks to Jim Serritella

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Home Security - South African Style thanks to Jim Serritella

Home Security - South African Style thanks to Jim Serritella

Home Security - South African Style thanks to Jim Serritella

Home Security - South African Style thanks to Jim Serritella

Home Security - South African Style thanks to Jim Serritella

Home Security - South African Style thanks to Jim Serritella

Home Security - South African Style thanks to Jim Serritella

Home Security - South African Style thanks to Jim Serritella

Home Security - South African Style thanks to Jim Serritella

Home Security - South African Style thanks to Jim Serritella

Home Security - South African Style thanks to Jim Serritella

Home Security - South African Style thanks to Jim Serritella

Home Security - South African Style thanks to Jim Serritella

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Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

We have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries. - Mark Zuckerberg

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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