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Home Security - South African Style

Home protection systems rolling out across Africa

Home Security - South African Style thanks to Jim Serritella

Fortress of Freedom

Home Security - South African Style thanks to Jim Serritella

Home Security - South African Style thanks to Jim Serritella

Home Security - South African Style thanks to Jim Serritella

Home Security - South African Style thanks to Jim Serritella

Home Security - South African Style thanks to Jim Serritella

Home Security - South African Style thanks to Jim Serritella

Home Security - South African Style thanks to Jim Serritella

Home Security - South African Style thanks to Jim Serritella

Home Security - South African Style thanks to Jim Serritella

Home Security - South African Style thanks to Jim Serritella

Home Security - South African Style thanks to Jim Serritella

Home Security - South African Style thanks to Jim Serritella

Home Security - South African Style thanks to Jim Serritella

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If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. - Groucho Marx

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. - Jonathan S Foer

We have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries. - Mark Zuckerberg

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama


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