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Horse Follower

Just going along for the ride

Jethro suddenly realised his wife had fallen off her horse, which was quite a relief to him as an hour before he'd thought he'd gone deaf.
Horse Follower thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

The wisest men follow their own direction. - Euripides

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

The people follow the example of those above them. - Chinese Proverb

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Follow your inner moonlight; don't hide the madness. - Allen Ginsberg

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Crave for a thing, you will get it. Renounce the craving, the object will follow you by itself. - Swami Sivananda

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon


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