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The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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