Horse Mane Macrame

Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone