Howloween

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain