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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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