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Hurricane Irene

Aftermath of a hurricane in New Jersey

Hurricane Irene thanks to Keith Blake

Things can only get better on the U.S. East Coast

Path of Wrath emerges

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Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beware the wrath of a patient adversary. - John C. Calhoun

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Carbage: The trash found in your automobile - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reading can seriously damage your ignorance. - Unknown

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Trusting our intuition often saves us from disaster. - Anne W Schaef

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

I don't eat junk foods and I don't think junk thoughts. - Peace Pilgrim

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. - Scott Adams

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damage awards. - Jodi Picoult

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

It's not what we don't know that hurts us, people say. It's what we believe is true that isn't that does the damage. - Melody Beattie

Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster; it's more like a cha-cha. - Robert Brault

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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