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I Love Pet Food

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I Love Pet Food thanks to Keith Blake

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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