QuotaBillsCuriosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson
First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen