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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No compromise with the main purpose, no peace till victory, no pact with unrepentant wrong. - Winston Churchill

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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