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Ice Cream Burqa

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Ice Cream Burqa thanks to Keith Blake

Beyond the Burqa

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Peace is always beautiful. - Walt Whitman

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

He who becomes a Muslim does so in his own interest. - Abu Bakr

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell


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