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Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

The sharp thorn often produces delicate roses. - Ovid

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses. - Alphonse Karr

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses. - Abraham Lincoln

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. - H L Mencken

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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