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IDONTGOTO University

'Je ne give a pas' attitude toward higher education

IDONTGOTO University thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown

Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity. - Ambrose Bierce

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

There's a good reason why nobody studies history. It just teaches you too much. - Noam Chomsky

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

If I had only three years to serve the Lord, I would spend two of them studying and preparing. - Donald G Barnhouse

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. - Stephen Leacock

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. - Dan Quayle

Bullfighting is the only art in which the artist is in danger of death and in which the degree of brilliance in the performance is left to the fighter's honor. - Ernest Hemingway

As an adult and a parent, when I'm not acting, I'm not acting. I'm being a parent, and I'm on the school run, and I'm sewing labels onto socks. - Kate Winslet

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven

If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause. - Charles Morgan

For one human being to love another - that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks: the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. - Rainer M Riike


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