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Inner Peace

Are you grateful for everything?

If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat plain food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs...
Inner Peace thanks to Jim Serritella

Then you are probably the family dog!

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Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

Ambition can creep as well as soar. - Edmund Burke

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

I made a fortune getting out too soon. - J P Morgan

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. - Drake Edwards

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. - Harry F Banks

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

When you are thwarted, it is your own attitude that is out of order. - Meister Eckhart

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Coaches will eventually notice a great attitude, and they respect that. - Heather O'Reilly

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses. - Alphonse Karr

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

The essential dilemma of my life is between my deep desire to belong and my suspicion of belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

I've always been independent. I've always had courage. But I didn't always own my diabetes. - Mary Tyler Moore

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult undertaking which, more than anything else, will determine its successful outcome. - William James

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

The fact of storytelling hints at a fundamental human unease, hints at human imperfection. Where there is perfection there is no story to tell. - Ben Okri

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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