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iPad For Sale

Looking for the cheapest iPad?

If you’re interested in getting an iPad, I can get hold of them through a contact. These are straight, not off the back of a truck. They’re from a canceled Hospital contract due to the Government cutbacks. The numbers are limited - he has 20 iPads going for less than half price so it’s first come, first served. He has already sold one. Get back to me as quick as you can if you want one. Full spec as below.
iPad For Sale thanks to Mike King

I can get them through my brother-in-law - first come, first served

PS: The iPad2 comes with two of 'em!
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Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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