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Kelp Us!

A-maze-ing sand sculpture

Kelp Us! thanks to Keith Blake

Life's an artistic beach

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Every obnoxious act is a cry for help. - Zig Ziglar

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Shouting louder does not help if truth has been lost. - Ravi Zacharias

It doesn't help your five-iron if you're pretty. - Laura Baugh

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. - Elias Canetti

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

Two words will help you cope when you run low on hope: accept and trust. - Charles R Swindoll

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil. - Vachel Lindsay

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

Everyone must be proactive and do all they can to help themselves to stay employed. - Stephen Covey

When a person slaps you on the back, he may be trying to help you swallow something. - Amish Saying

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. - Judith Martin

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

You cannot teach humans anything. You can only help them discover it within themselves. - Galileo

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? - George Carlin

To what will you look for help if you will not look to that which is stronger than yourself? - C S Lewis

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. - John F Kennedy

Brag about what your people and team are doing. Build them up and help them find their voice. - Stephanie Matthews

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

There is no more noble occupation in the world than to assist another human being—to help someone succeed. - Alan L McGinnis

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him and to let him know that you trust him. - Booker T. Washington

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Say no to the things that keep you on a certain level and say yes to the things that will help you keep moving on. - Brian Honigman

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

Obey the voice within - it commands us to give of ourselves and help others. As long as we have the capacity to give, we are alive. - Kirk Douglas

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay

If you lived with a roommate as unstable as this economic system, you would've moved out or demanded that your roommate get professional help. - Richard D Wolff

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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