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Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

I hate to leave in the middle of all this hillerarity. - Archie Bunker

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Take me or leave me, or, as is the usual order of things, both. - Dorothy Parker

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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