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When water 'leaves' a plant

Leaf Edge thanks to Keith Blake

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Leave the roads; take the trails. - Pythagoras

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are far better things ahead than any we leave behind. - C S Lewis

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. - Polish Proverb

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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