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My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Leave off all thin potations and addict thyself to sack. - William Shakespeare

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Success is, during this early pilgrimage, to leave the woodpile a little higher than I found it. - Paul Harvey

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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