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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

People respond when you tell them there is a great future in front of you, you can leave your past behind. - Joel Osteen

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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