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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. - Mae West

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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