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Leaning Against The Leaning Tower

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Leaning Against The Leaning Tower thanks to Mel Hardman

Not quite enough to topple the Leaning Tower of Pisa

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Urge: To request with a push - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Push hard and expect rapid results. - Lorii Myers

Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. - David LaChapelle

Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Be as a tower firmly set; Shakes not its top for any blast that blows. - Dante Alighieri

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

Push yourself again and again. Don't give an inch until the final buzzer sounds. - Larry Bird

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them. - Robin Williams

Facts, opinions, and value statements push people apart, stories bring people together. - Chuck Matthei

If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Get fired. If you're not pushing hard enough to get fired, you're not pushing hard enough. - Tom Peters

There are two ways to share knowledge. You can push information out. You can pull them in with a story. - Unknown

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capable. - Leo Rosten

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

The ultimate promise of technology is to make us master of a world that we command by the push of a button. - Volker Grassmuck

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

Greatness and nearsightedness are incompatible. Meaningful achievement depends on lifting one's sights and pushing toward the horizon. - Daniel H. Pink

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

His billiards lessons regarding double kisses, push strokes, butt caps, creeping angles of incidence, and snatches began to sound like flirting. - Jennifer Harrison

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert

What he was scared of was not that maybe she was a creature who survived by drinking other people's blood. No, it was that she might push him away. - John Ajvide Lindqvist

The connectivity declaration is about uniting the whole industry - a lot of companies that typically compete very fiercely - to push in a coherent direction. - Mark Zuckerberg

Some people are like Slinkies. They're not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. - Unknown

Toddler: Emotionally unstable pint-sized dictator with the uncanny ability to know exactly how far to push you towards utter insanity before reverting to a loveable creature. - Unknown

Every time you do a good deed, you shine the light a little farther into the dark. And the thing is, when you're gone, that light is going to keep shining on, pushing the shadows back. - Charles de Lint

Needs cause motivation. Deep-rooted desires for esteem, affection, belonging, achievement, self-actualization, power, and control motivate us to push for what we want and need in our lives. - Lorii Myers


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