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Lightweight Dumbbells

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Lightweight Dumbbells thanks to Mel Hardman

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins


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