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Lightweight Dumbbells

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Lightweight Dumbbells thanks to Mel Hardman

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I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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