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Long, Happy Marriage thanks to Mike King

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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Happiness is not a goal, but a by-product. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

Pale ink is better than the most retentive memory. - Harvey Mackay

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

Ultimate horror often paralyses memory in a merciful way. - H.P. Lovecraft

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

Happiness is mostly a byproduct of doing what makes us feel fulfilled. - Benjamin Spock

The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose. - Unknown

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping. - Dale Carnegie

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Happiness consists, not in possessing much, but in being content with what we possess. He who wants little always has enough. - Zimmermann

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
And that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. - Ogden Nash

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley


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