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If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

Happiness is the best facelift. - Diana Krall

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis

Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. - Mahatma Gandhi

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness. - Bertrand Russell

It's not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy. - Unknown

The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it. - Joan Collins

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things and good people will be drawn to you. - Mary Lou Retton

How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now, and there will never be a time when it is not now. - Gerald Jampolsky

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

There is no happiness like that of being loved by your fellow creatures, and feeling that your presence is an addition to their comfort. - Charlotte Bronte

As people spin faster and faster in the pursuit of merely personal happiness, they become exhausted in the futile effort of chasing themselves. - Andrew Delbanco

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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