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Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Let us uncork all our bottled up happiness. - Pablo Neruda

Hope has a good memory, gratitude a bad one. - Baltasar Gracian

You do not find the happy life. You make it. - Camilla R Kimball

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

Happiness is anyone and anything at all that's loved by you. - Clark Gesner

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The greater part of happiness or misery depends on our dispositions, not our circumstances. - Martha Washington

The greater part of our happiness depends on our dispositions, and not on our circumstances. - Martha Washington

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

To be thankful is the highest form of thought and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder. - G K Chesterton

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to do it, is the key to happiness. - John Dewey

The most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid. - J D Salinger

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

With a secret like that, at some point the secret itself becomes irrelevant. The fact that you kept it does not. - Sara Gruen

The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. - Epictetus

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley

As people spin faster and faster in the pursuit of merely personal happiness, they become exhausted in the futile effort of chasing themselves. - Andrew Delbanco

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