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I've a grand memory for forgetting. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Let us uncork all our bottled up happiness. - Pablo Neruda

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

When you are happy you can forgive a great deal. - Princess Diana

Listening is the secret to discover great stories. - Fyrefly London

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

The secret to having it all is knowing you already do. - Unknown

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

The only way on earth to multiply happiness is to divide it. - Paul Scherer

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is. - Desiderius Erasmus

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

The difference between misery and happiness depends on what we do with our attention. - Sharon Salzberg

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness. - Thomas Jefferson

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy. I were but little happy if I could say how much. - William Shakespeare

There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do. - Freya Stark

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. - Doug Larson

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

To be thankful is the highest form of thought and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder. - G K Chesterton

The most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid. - J D Salinger

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place. But there is always a little corner that keeps flapping around. - E.L. Konigsburg

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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