Long, Happy Marriage

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything. - Voltaire

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. - Ernest Hemingway

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

There is no happiness except in the realization that we have accomplished something. - Henry Ford

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capable. - Leo Rosten

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale