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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Trade Secrets: What women do - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands. - Dudley Moore

Those who go looking for faults seldom find anything else. - Unknown

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Observant: What a biology teacher tells you to do when out looking for bugs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force. - Dorothy L Sayers

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs. - Oscar Wilde

I love the pure, peaceable, and impartial Christianity of Christ. I, therefore, hate the corrupt, slaveholding, women-whipping, cradle-plundering, partial and hypocritical Christianity of this land. - Frederick Douglass

All successful people, men and women, are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal in every respect, and then they work every day toward their distant vision, that goal or purpose. - Brian Tracy


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