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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

When I was young, I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Believe me, never since have I wasted any more time on tobacco. - Arturo Toscanini

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run. - Phyllis Diller

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house. - George Burns

All successful people, men and women, are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal in every respect, and then they work every day toward their distant vision, that goal or purpose. - Brian Tracy


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