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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry. - H L Mencken

When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs. - Oscar Wilde

The important thing about women today is, as they get older, they still keep house. It's one reason why they don't die, but men die when they retire. Women just polish the teacups. - Margaret Mead


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