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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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