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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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