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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Better to have lost and loved than never to have loved at all. - Ernest Hemingway

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again. - Saint Augustine

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.


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