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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again. - Saint Augustine

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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