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The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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