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The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Shouting louder does not help if truth has been lost. - Ravi Zacharias

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

The destiny of the world is determined less by the battles that are lost and won than by the stories it loves and believes in. - Harold Goddard

Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again. - Saint Augustine

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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