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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Blazer: A jacket that is on fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

Shouting louder does not help if truth has been lost. - Ravi Zacharias

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Better to have lost and loved than never to have loved at all. - Ernest Hemingway

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The loss of something that is never thought of, felt, or sought for when lost is not a loss at all. - Ravi Zacharias

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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