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Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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Redneck Plumbers

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Moose Pedestrian

Hardtail Bike

Redneck Adjustable Shower

OCD Guy

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Cow Vacation

ChristMoose Tree

Pilot Prop Job

Crow Species

Lawn Mirror

Fishing Addiction

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Crosswalk Casualty

The Tree Is Up, Dear

One Too Many

Owl Garden