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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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