Lost Cat

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

The loss of something that is never thought of, felt, or sought for when lost is not a loss at all. - Ravi Zacharias

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again. - Saint Augustine

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain