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Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Hopeful, we are halfway to where we want to go; hopeless, we are lost forever. - Lao Tzu

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles


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