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Only the rich are lonesome. - Paul L Dunbar

Whoever is rich is my brother. - Russian Proverb

Luxury is solitude and silence. - Paul-Henri Spaak

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Not he who has much is rich, but he who gives much. - Erich Fromm

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

The court is most merciful when the accused is most rich. - Hebrew Proverb

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - Orison Swett Marden

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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