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Only the rich are lonesome. - Paul L Dunbar

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

The court is most merciful when the accused is most rich. - Hebrew Proverb

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal. - Frank Dane

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer


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