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One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

The court is most merciful when the accused is most rich. - Hebrew Proverb

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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