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Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

It is impossible to overdo luxury. - French Proverb

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Rich the treasure; Sweet the pleasure. - John Dryden

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

Not he who has much is rich, but he who gives much. - Erich Fromm

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. - Koran

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

The court is most merciful when the accused is most rich. - Hebrew Proverb

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor. - Euripides

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - Orison Swett Marden

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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