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Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

It is impossible to overdo luxury. - French Proverb

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Ah, if the rich were rich as the poor fancy riches. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

The court is most merciful when the accused is most rich. - Hebrew Proverb

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit. - Edward Abbey

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - Orison Swett Marden

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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