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Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

Luxury is solitude and silence. - Paul-Henri Spaak

One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. - Koran

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal. - Frank Dane

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor. - Euripides

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - Orison Swett Marden

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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