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Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

It is impossible to overdo luxury. - French Proverb

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

I don't think you can spend yourself rich. - George Humphrey

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have. - Yiddish Proverb

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The court is most merciful when the accused is most rich. - Hebrew Proverb

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor. - Euripides

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana


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